I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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