I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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