Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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