okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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