Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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