You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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