i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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