Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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