so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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