But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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