But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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