Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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