when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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