so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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