I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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