You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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