What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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