Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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