I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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