I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
