Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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