franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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