operation harelip BJ is a go
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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