Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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