I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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