How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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