I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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