let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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