The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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