Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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