Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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