smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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