butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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