I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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