where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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