I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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