he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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