Nicole vs. Life
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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