Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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