The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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