You surviving the open bar?
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I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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