im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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