i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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