I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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