i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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