WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Please don't give away my fajitas
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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