Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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