no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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