Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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