hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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