I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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