i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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