If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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