I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
