You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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