Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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