it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
