Is it normal to miss your booty call?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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