I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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