My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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